Normal Couples: "You hang up the phone" "No, you hang up the phone" "No you!" "No baby, you first!"
Peeta and Katniss: "You kill me" "No, you kill me!"
Me: I'm gonna go on a diet.
Parents: Okay, let's go to the fattiest restaurant in the country.
Fridge: Here's some chocolate cake.
Friends: Let's go out for some fast food.
Me:
Me: ...
Me: I'll start tomorrow.
society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
